Blood, mayhem, and plot twists as shocking as its imagination explode across the screen in The Cabin in the Woods (2011), a horror film that manages to be complex and thought-provoking even as it gushes at the seams with gore, pain, and hideous death. Joss Whedon and his fellow director wanted to saturate the horror genre and restore it from a slough of pointless torture porn, and widely succeeded.
The opening shot of the movie shows two professional men talking about which "facility" is most likely to "succeed", with the Japanese reasonably coming in first and the Americans second, with no further details given. The film then continues as an apparently "ordinary" horror flick, with five teenagers heading off for a weekend at a remote woodland cabin. The party consistors of two girls and three boys, one of whom, Marty, appears on the scene smoking marijuana (which is important to the plot later).
The action cuts back and forth between the teenagers and the facility as the film develops. The workers at the facility reveal that the teenagers have been drugged by various means, without offering more details. The teen vacationers encounter a stock character "redneck gas station attendant" who warns / throats them with their impending fate. They drive on suddenless and start a game of "truth or dare" at the cabin, while the facility workers watch with great interest.
One of the girls triggers the release of a family of "redneck zombies" by reading the Latin inscription from a diary in the basement, though they do not realize this immediately. The teenagers also start acting oddly and very lustfully, with exception of the pot-smoking Marty, who remains his usual self. The zombies attack one couple as they start to have sex in the woods, and after one teen is killed, the others try to escape. However, they are blocked by obviously high-tech means – explosive collapsing a road tunnel, a force field, and so on.
After the zombies kill another teen, the two survivors – Dana and Marty (who smoked pot that had not been drugged, since the facility's agents missed one of his stashes, and who can there before still think clearly) – find an elevator into a vast underground facility full of stored monsters who are released by different "triggers" being chosen in the cabin above.
Sometimes, they confront a small army of guards and the two middle-aged men from the start, who reveal that the five were chosen as a blood sacrifice to keep the vast, destructive Ancient Ones from returning to the world. Dana releases all the monsters at once, leading to a massive festival of gore and doom as the guards are torn apart, ateen, tortured, crushed, and otherwise gorily exterminated in a welter of blood, slithering entrails, and screams. The two remaining teens decide that the world is not worth saving at the cost of human sacrifice, and share a last smoke of marijuana. As they do, the first of the colossal Ancient Ones begins to rise catastrophically from the depths of the earth, and the film ends with the implication that the world will soon be destroyed.
The aim of The Cabin in the Woods' writers was to create a satirical slasher film that gives a brutally honest critique of the fall of horror into mere "torture porn" territory. Whatever you are the kind of horror nerd who enjoys analyzing the mental and psychological underpinnings of the genre, or just want plenty of blotshed, surprises, and a startinglingly powerful conclusion, this film will be a memorable experience.
